Posted by
Weisshaupt on Monday, October 05, 2009 2:13:54 PM
We, the Adult Wards of the United Socialist States,
in Order to avoid responsibility for our own lives, establish mediocrity and equality of result as the means of insuring domestic tranquility, provide for the “common good” by promoting a Welfare State through the forceful indentured servitude of the productive to secure the blessings of arbitrary material benefits to those with needs, do ordain and establish a Government to act as our Parent.
Article I
Section 1
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United Socialist States, except when the Supreme Court believes new laws are required, or when the President feels like signing an executive order. The Congress will consist of two houses and should be considered a Aristocracy of Elite individuals who should never be questioned and who are not accountable to their constituents in any way.
The Congress shall be composed of Members believed by the Progressive Members of the Media to be superior to the general population, and shall be assisted in their election via media propaganda, media suppression of detrimental information, voter intimidation and tax-payer funded voter fraud.
Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to a Census run out of the President's office using corrupt practices that will benefit the progressive party in subsequent elections
Each House of Congress will have the sole Power of setting up double standards of behavior for their members based on party, political, or religious affiliation. No member of the house may question the veracity or loyalty of any progressive party member, including the President
All legislation will be drafted by Special interest Groups appinted by Progressive Party Leadership. At no time shall any member of Congress read the bills they will vote upon, but will instead vote in the manner dictated by the progressive party leadership.
All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills. Any differences between the two bills will be resolved in closed, smoke filled rooms at 1:00 am, and voted upon no later than 10:00 am the next morning.
Section 2
The Congress shall have Power collect 100% of all personal income and property, and may at their discretion decide to give some portion of it back to the individual who earned it, and distribute the rest to other individuals they deem to be more worthy recipients of their largess. Taxing the people in the name of the "general welfare" shall justify any and all powers never ratified or approved of by the people in the execution of these duties, such as the following
To Print Money on the credit of the United States, backed by taxes on the most productive.
To regulate all Commerce within each state, to include all production of any individual even if such production is for that individuals sole consumption and use, with the goal of redistributing wealth.
To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization to include conferring the rights of citizenship on those who illegally enter the country (if they are likely to vote for progressive candidates)
To establish uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States which require the Nationalization and/or government control of any failed Capitalist enterprises. If congress fails to do so, the President may appoint a Czar for this purpose
To establish and “bail out” as required Post Offices, Mortgage Banks, A Welfare system, a Retirement System, A Health care System, A “Civil Defense Force” and anything else Congress feels to be in the “General Welfare”
To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts through tax-payer funded and government directed research into the benefits killing of human life in the womb
To declare appeasement, grant Letters of apology and self-reprisal to foreign enemies
To disparage and criticize the National Military
To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers and any other powers Congress deems necessary in building an acceptable Nanny State
The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion or when the Congress, Supreme Court or President feel it is a politically expedient way of destroying political enemies.
No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed, unless it should be found this restriction is inconvenient to the congress in thier pursuit of progressive goals
No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States, but all Persons holding any Office of Profit or Trust under the Government will be treated as nobility.
No State shall pretend to Sovereignty nor have any practical control over their own laws.
Article II
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United Socialist States of America.
Any criticism of the President of the United Socialist States is racism.
Before The President may enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:--“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United Socialist States, and will to the best of my Ability to overturn and corrupt the Original Constitution of the United States.”
He shall have Power, by executive order, to do anything he wants.
He shall have the power to appoint Administrative Czars, accountable only to the president, and unapproved by the congress, who will implement whatever personal agendas they deem appropriate using budgets given to them with no congressional oversight.
The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen in his own cabinet, or administrative offices in his own good time.
Article III
The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish.
The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution,the Laws of the United States, the Laws of Other Nations, and Treaties made, or any other circumstance they feel requires their attention.
The Judicial Power is entitled to use empathy and their personal perception of evolving societal standards to legislate new laws and/or alter this constitution as they see fit if such alteration enlarges the power, prestige and reach of the Federal Government in controling its people.
Treason against the United States, shall consist in selfishly providing a profit for oneself or one's family, speaking openly against any progressive personality or agenda, refusing to fullfil the moral responsiblities dictated by the state, or really any other behavior those in power just don't like at the moment. .
Article IV
The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens granted to them by the Federal Government
No Person held to Service or Labor to the Federal Government, upon escaping from the juristiction thereof, may be discharged from such Service or Labor, but shall be delivered up to provide for those with needs.
The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging any citizen, and nothing in this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any Claims of the United Socialist States.
Article V
This Government, once formed, is independent of the will of the people, otherwise known as the “wards of the State.” These wards have no rights to make their own decisions and agree to abide by any and all decisions made by the elite members of this government, because this government will know what is best for everyone, and can be trusted to make the "right decisions" where individuals may fail.
Article VI
All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into shall be paid off with devalued fiat currency collected by force from the productive citizens of the United Socialist States
This Government, which will make the Laws of the United Socialist States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Original Constitution of the United States or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.
The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, shall be treated as nobility after they have passed a test for Party and Political Affiliation
Article VII
No Ratification of these articles is required. We know what is best for you. Trust us.
Article VIII
At the pleasure of the government, the Government will confer upon the “citizens with needs” the following rights
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The Right to be free from personal responsibility or making personal decisions (including a right to Abortion)
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The Right to be free from want (provided at someone else's expense. )
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The right to be free from hearing offensive Speech or opinions not sanctioned by the state
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The right to have the same material outcomes as everyone else regardless of behavior, lifestyle, or individual effort
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The right to be indoctrinated in a Progressive Value system at taxpayer expense.
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The right to pursue the type of happiness that the State deems is best for you
Citizens or Organizations deemed to be “productive” by the State have no rights, and will be sacrificed in any way required to provide for the “citizens with needs”
The State shall have the right to indoctrinate the citizens in a Progressive system of morality found to be in the common good, punish individuals who fail to up hold their personal moral obligations as determined by the State, and determine what types of speech are morally acceptable, and punish offenders who are found to be uncivil or who are suspected of holding opinions not sanctioned by the state.
The enumeration in this constitution of certain individual rights , shall not be construed to deny or disparage the rights of government to repeal them individually or en-mass when such repeal is in the “Common good”